POLL TIME: who is the best cricket commentator?
(it’s Kerry O’Keeffe)
your correspondent
Ha emus are always so greasy looking. We saw this guy at this volcano crater near the great ocean road and it was walking around going “yeah I look oily as fuck but you humans like to put my rad emu oil all over your face so who is gross now”
When I got into the bath today I recreated the beautiful natural phenomenon of blowholes with my own body! Not with farts but by skilfully angling the landing of my butt onto the surface of the water to create a pocket of air that was compressed as I descended that then erupted upwards creating a powerful spray. Its been a good day for me.
All the psyllid lerps from the gum tree next to my house have fallen down over the last few days. I dont know if the psyllids (the cute little red guy) have all hatched or if the gum tree has found a way to force all the lerps (the little white houses the psyllids live in until they aren’t larvae anymore) off at once. My backyard has so many tiny crunchy things all over it now.
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Radio Birdman - Aloha Steve and Danno
DID YOU KNOW Radio Birdman recently reformed and recorded a new version of ‘Aloha Steve and Danno” because they are really big fans of the remake of Hawaii Five-O?
i got a haircut yesterday
and it reminded me of the last time I got a haircut and someone said “you’ve had a hairy” and i am so angry at that name for a haircut i really wish i could remember who said it so i can punch them in the dick next time i see them.
i thought i had my shit pretty much together
with a job and a place and a car but then i didnt poop for a day and a half and my abdomen hurt and then i thought i had my shit too much together.
After 1296 km I have finally decided that my car’s name is George Micra Bluth.
We just went to see Ira Glass
and it was excellent and informative and funny and everything I wanted it to be. Before the show we also got some really nicely made programs. They were just a single A5 piece of paper folded in half so there were four separate surfaces. On the front it had “Ira Glass: Reinventing Radio” which of course was the theme of show and it had a list of what was on each page of the program, like page one had about Ira and page two was how long the show was going for and then page three was credits etc. At the bottom of the cover page it said “all that and more when our program continues.”
I got this rad slow cooker for Xmas do today I made a slow cooked tomato pasta sauce. After eight hours of sloooowww cooking’ the sauce tastes pretty much like regular tomato pasta sauce. Whomp.
