December 2009
65 posts
Andrew WK - Kiseki
For The Next Ten Years...
there were ants all over the toilet paper
nineteen666:
what do you even do about that
squish them to death in urine.
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The Economist
When I read the economist I like to take the concept of the economist to not be a magazine/website but to personify it as a man. the person “the economist”, like the sartorialist, represents not just liking economics but liking a whole range of subjects, and is always talks in a considered manner with occasional references to economic theory, like at the tail end of this excellent...
there are so many reasons to never fly tiger
be it constant delays, terrible seat, people always pronouncing the ‘t’ in often. but the best reason, one that doesnt make you seem supercilious, is that it turns a whole lot of regular people in to complaining people. and that complainey crowd is not the crowd i want to crowd around in.
id just like to give a shout out to my immune...
we first felt the cold at 10:30 pm last night and as of an hour ago it was evicted from our body. i should probably pimp you out to science to cure HIV or maybe a disease there is money in curing.
Hey Overweight lady in a Christmas themed shirt
nineteen666:
gameraobscura:
Sorry dancing with the stars DVDs are all sold out. I’m sorry your baby doesn’t want to drink all her coke. I’m sorry Xmas is ruined because kfc is out of gravy.
I thought you were from the good side of town.
there are so many people in places they normally aren’t for Xmas. It is unfortunate.
Hey Overweight lady in a Christmas themed shirt
Sorry dancing with the stars DVDs are all sold out. I’m sorry your baby doesn’t want to drink all her coke. I’m sorry Xmas is ruined because kfc is out of gravy.
a list of foods i hate, a-to-z (that i can think...
ribenarenata:
butter
beef
cheesecake
chili
cream
cream cheese
lamb
onion
oysters
pate`
pepper
pork
sour cream
ricotta cheese.. infact, 80% of cheese
i have probably fed you at least 4 of these foods!
i just ate a passionfruit and a bananna and i thought “its pretty cool im eating foods that look like a wang and a scrotum”
and then i thought “ugh fucking grow up”
nofx - see her pee.
that sums it up, goodnight.
Today I set a blood pack on fire
Always have to keep work interesting.
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The Catorialist. →
bethlehems:
(via baseln): Brilliant.
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racist thought of the day
i was looking for some task to do at work sos i started heat sealing some plasma and the second coolest asian person comes up (after dealing with a thing) and says “hey you stole my job” and i thought
ironic for you to be saying that
ack
in the one year that i have lived outside of home i was late paying a bill. i forgot about it and the electricity and gas was two days late. my credit is ruined and i will never be able to get a home loan. :(
i took aspirin for my no-coffee migraine
and two hours later i scratched this gross ingrown sort of thing on my face and im bleeding so much it isnt stopping. its like a tiny creek.
i miss the times when thromboxane worked for me.
I think I just saw Henry rollins drive past
Or a lucky dude who looks like Henry rollins.
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im soaking some pinto beans
im going to try making refried beans but skipping the 2/3 of a cup of oil as most american recipes suggest. gross.
I'm an hour early to meet my lady
So I’m in Melbourne central watching tom and jerry. Why doesn’t that cat just go chase a stupid mouse? Smart things aren’t more tasty. stupid cat deserves those anvils.
I am sitting behind a guy with an acdc tattoo who...
Gross.
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discovery
i have discovered that the black discolouration that forms on the bottom of pans and pots is not a natural change in the colour of the metal but actually simple filth that can be removed if you scrub for three hours with water, detergents and a scourer.
tonight
should i buy the cointreau and limes to make margaritas or should i buy the gin and tonic to make gin and tonic?
OMG NEWMARKET HOUSE IS ANIMAL FRIENDLY
nineteen666:
JUST CAME EVERYWHERE
time to smuggle in a bunny.
