December 2010
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Adelaide has regular public transport right to the...
Melbourne has fucking skybus. Booooooo
“This guy’s in the middle of the road with a tomahawk in his hand – black,...”
– Police hunt man reportedly wielding tomahawk in Southbank | Herald Sun
That’s Me!bourne (via clembastow) this happened not one hundred metres from my work. it is the talk of the lab. we have created a method of harvesting the blood from his face.
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Fang Island - Welcome Wagon
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When I am in charge of the Therapeutic Goods...
“No paracetemol tablet shall allow its own horrible flavour to be present on the mouth before it has been in there thirty seconds”
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nataliesayshi asked: tomorrow i am going to find a nice rock and tape the face of a baby on it. then im going to name it after you
morefunthanbeingsad asked: haha, dude, nobody has ever reblogged me twice before. I'm feeling pretty flattered. Especially since I consider you like a Yoda of pun/wordplay jokes. This is like the best thing thats ever happened to me :)
FREE JULIAN ASSANDWICH!
morefunthanbeingsad:
*With any other Sandwich purchased of equal or lesser value
(Sign I will be taking to todays rally)
I already reblogged this once but I was thinking about it in the shower and it made me giggle pretty hard again so I am giving this a re-run. This is a total home run.
This is the second best kick to the head I have... →
In Malaysia
My family and I were staying in Bako National Forest and there were tiny monkeys everywhere. There were adult ones and baby ones and they weren’t afraid of people so they would come up and see what you were eating and if they could eat it. They also would try to go through suitcases in case there is a banana in there or something.
While we were waiting to go to our cabin this shifty...
FREE JULIAN ASSANDWICH!
morefunthanbeingsad:
*With any other Sandwich purchased of equal or lesser value
(Sign I will be taking to todays rally)
absolute genius.
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CAKEFACTORY →
get all up in that.
Best New Fun Toy
All of your tumblr people follow churly yes? She is one of the best at tumblr. You all are aware and follow her food blog cakefactory also yes right ok. For some reason she has allowed me to guest post on cakefactory for awhile. It is so fun.
Fang Island - Daisy
If a day were to start with...
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My Favourite Albums of 2010
The National - High Violet Fang Island - Fang Island Matt and Kim - Sidewalks She and Him - Volume 2
Something you can use if you want
“my genitals are so big anatomists call them vast deferens”
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At Twenty four years old
People no longer expect me to be able to catch things. I get to impress so many people because I can catch so many things.
Anonymous asked: Shut up
If the large hadron collider proves the existence...
and scientists are then able to use and manipulate it, will they soon be able to make an object so massive that god himself could not lift it?
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Today's conundrum:
Did I spill water on my nipple or am I lactating?
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Turnstyle - Spray Water on the Stereo
I turned on...
The Curse of the Best Event Ever: a true story
Bringing only one sandwich for a whole shift last night, I was struck by an awful hunger. A hunger only a packet of barbecue flavoured chips could solve. Luckily there is a vending machine selling those at my work. I inserted my two dollar coin and dialed up some chips (F4) and my chips fell down. THEN a second packet or chips fell down. THEN my money was refunded. Two free packets of chips! Best...
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Not even trying
An archaeologist finds an old cloth with two person shaped figured stitched into it/ it looks like there is a code in the stitches/ sends it to a code breaking specialist/ they work for a year until they solve it/ “aha I have finally finished the human janome project”
I am pleasantly full of indian food and I got a...
AND we had an excellent nap this afternoon. Sunday has been pretty good.
morefunthanbeingsad asked: I thought of another analogy for your jokes but i can't figure out how to word it properly and also it's super gay. The gist is to do with us being S&M partners an the punchline is about how I just love to be PUNished...
Boom!
Boom!
Today I heard the story behind the last story arc...
The actor who played Harold had planned one last storyline before they spent a couple of weeks drawing out his death for ratings and emotional impact. However the network said no to this arc and so he got indignant and said ‘fine I’ll just get in a caravan and have no impact at all”. This cost network Ten over four million dollars in lost revenue.
Anyway the way Harold’s...
