February 2012
26 posts
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Acccckkkkkkk
I just absent mindedly chewed my fingernail and I accidentally swallowed it.
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I'm going to start my own Artesian Bread Bakery
and when people pay me and ask where the bread is I’ll just say “Well..”
Private sector health
You are so much more fun than public sector health looks.
Warner you knob.
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January 2012
20 posts
In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
– John Mulaney (via poopsadaisy)