I unwrapped a coupe of new work shirts and ironed them and I pulled these plastic things from the collar. I assume they are supposed to be there because the shirts came with spares but they make the collar super stiff and high and warm and uncomfortable. Plus they have have ‘only great minds can afford simple style’ written on them which is about two chat roulletes worth of wank. I conclude that I will remove them and if someone says I should I have them I’ll say fuck you I won’t shirt how you tell me.
